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INT. CYBERSHIP - DEEP PROCESS
CREW BUSY:
YEOMAN, female, santa-elf-dressed in red-and-white fluff, approaches the Captain:
NAVIGATOR
Captain: We're approaching the inner
Y-2-K-limit: E-T-A: 10-point-7...
CAPTAIN
(orders)
Steady as she goes, Helm!
(a beat)
Communicator: Open hailing frequency!
COMMUNICATOR
Hailing frequency open, Captain:
[PA-SINGER] (CONCURRENT)
(cf 'Chestnuts Roasting')
Test-nets hosting on an open wire,
Crack-posts kibbitzing your news,
U-R-L's being hung by acquire,
Jokes trussed-up like ASCII-moes.
Everybody knows--
Some turkey,
And his missile-in-tow,
Help to keep the seasoning light;
Tiny dots,
With their 'i's all a-glow,
Will find the hard disk cheap,
To-night...
YEOMAN
(sidles-up, quiet)
Captain:
(a beat)
Some of the crew have this Y-2-K-pool
-- and were wondering if you'd
like to, participate?
CAPTAIN
(orders)
Comm: Can you eliminate that?!
COMMUNICATOR
(keys)
Sure, Captain: But, 'tis the season!
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CAPTAIN
(resumes to yeoman, quiet)
What's the catch?
(smirk-grins)
YEOMAN
(smiles-back)
All expenses paid...
CAPTAIN
(cutes)
Sounds like fun--when did-they pay?
NAVIGATOR
(overly loud)
We have anomaly, prediction--!
(to side-display)
One-way Certification cut-off...!
Due to: Time-zone differentiation!
Net result: Insecure reflections!
Duration: 40 kilohesits!
SCIENCE OFFICER
(deep-ominous)
Captain:
This could be real serious hype!
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